Is this BIGFOOT or just an Evil Yeti?

Bigfoot, Yeti, or Chupacabra? The Rare Dorset Cryptid

Elusive, and famously blurry, Bigfoot is a cryptid who - it can be said - enjoys personal space to an antisocial degree.

Equally, the Yeti, AKA The Abominable Snow Person, lives a fairly secluded life, evidenced by zero evidence pointing to its existence including no last address or even a driver’s license mugshot.

So, I can’t be sure, but I think these pictures are some kind of Dark Yeti; possibly a Bigfoot child or a Hobbit-sasquatch hybrid.

Also, Shamans share our side of the forest on ‘Gaunts Estate’.

At first, we were startled by the howling at night, followed by drumming with only the flicker of a distant fire among the trees; now, it’s as normal as the road full of traffic on the other side of us, as are the regular hippie festivals up at the Gaunts Mansion.

So, the presence of a shapeshifting entity, which many assume Bigfoot to be, makes perfect sense: everyone’s been searching in Canada, Nepal, Malaysia; yet, no one thought to scour the depths of this popular dog-walking and New Age festival destination.

Horrifying. Twisted. Unexplainable?

But, I hear you thinking - it’s clearly just a particularly offensive-looking goblin or lesser demon, right? Absolutely not.

These sightings are clearly proof of something.

Ever elusive. Probably majestic.

Will this Dorset cryptid ever be revealed? Will it ever just sit still for a single photo? Especially when the light is so nice but there’s nothing but a blurry silhouette with 3 or 5 legs blundering confusingly like some kind of animal version of a UFO.

An attack barely survived by a superior ground advantage

Look at the pictures yourself. Look at them. Show them to your family. See what they show? I know exactly what they show, which is why I’m asking: why?

What does it all mean?

Can this beasts clearly insatiable hunger for evil be satisfied?

What does it mean?